My children continue to amaze me. If this is too much bragging for you then feel free to stop reading here, because it is going to get crazy.

Some things to think about...
Why is a semi called an 18 wheeler? Cars aren't called 4 wheelers.
Why do we say someone is out for a Sunday drive if they are driving slowly?
Why do people who farm half the country say they are blessed? Why not just admit they are greedy?
Why is what people do in the bedroom, and who they do it with, anyone's business but theirs?
Why is everyone so intolerant of other country's religions?
Why do people who live in areas that get a lot of snow in the winter complain about it? If you don't like it move somewhere else.
Why are there two names for fall/autumn? None of the other seasons have two names.
Why does bacon taste so good?
Who ever came up with the idea of hotels?
Who first looked at a cow udder and wondered what would happen if you pulled on it?
Why are dogs and cats the only 4 legged animals that are domesticated?
Why do bad things happen to good people?
Why can girls have long hair but it is considered "hippie" for boys to do it?
Why do girls wear make-up and high heels and dresses and men can get by with sweats?
Why is it if a woman has many partners she is a bad person but if a man does it he is a stud?
Why do people give their children hard to pronounce and hard to spell names?
Why does the woman take the man's name when they get married?
Why does a picture of a heart look nothing like a real heart?
Why is the heart the only body part that means something else? You don't give someone a picture of an ear for Valentine's Day.
Why do people go on TV on those stupid court shows?
Why doesn't purple match red?
Why did someone decide to put 24 hours in a day?
Why were credit cards invented?
Why do some areas of the country have breakfast, lunch and dinner and others have breakfast, dinner and supper?
Why do kids at school have lunch but at home they have dinner?
Why is pink a girl color and blue a boy color?
Why do people have cell phones with them 24/7? Twenty years ago no one had one and we all got along fine.
Why isn't white gold called silver?
Why do some girls think they can run around half naked and then get mad when people notice?
Why is steak more expensive than hamburger? It all comes from the same cow.
Why does pop taste different in a can compared to a bottle?
Why do some people call it pop and some call it soda?
Why is it called soccer here but football in Britain?
Why do women have to shave their legs and armpits but men don't?
Why do people think the government shouldn't control health care but they should control whether or not a woman can terminate her pregnancy?
Why are the rich people Republican and the poor people Democratic?
Why do women think they have to have big boobs, blonde hair and no excess weight to be attractive?
Why are there so many reality shows about losing weight? What is wrong with being overweight?
Why do people abuse their children?
Why are they called lady bugs instead of man bugs?
Why are you still reading this?
Our internet is ridiculous! In order to get high speed we have to have a satellite dish, because apparently we live in the middle of nowhere. But the satellite limits everyone who uses it to a "Fair Usage Policy" which means that you can only use up to 80% of your plan before they basically shut you off. So with Brian home and using Youtube a lot our usage goes up and then we have no internet at all in the evening. It is on a 30 day rolling basis, so we pretty much have to not use it at all for 15 days or more so we can get it back to normal. It really, really is a pain in the butt!
Today I wore my favorite black skirt to work. I went to the bathroom, did my business and zipped up my skirt...or should I say tried to zip my skirt. The zipper broke! Here I am, in the bathroom with a skirt that won't zip...what to do? Well, since I work with mostly men and the women were all gone for the day I knew no one would have a safety pin or a needle and thread. So I zipped it as far as it would go and held the rest of it together under my sweater. Made it to my desk, grabbed the stapler and headed back to the bathroom for some temporary repair :) Lucky for me I only had an hour of work left so it held for that long...and now I have an excuse to go shopping :)
Not a lot has been happening lately, but here is what has been.

October 19, 2010