Life Down On The Farm

Dan has settled into a life of senility...actually it is more forgetfullness, but that is not as much fun to tease him about :) Yesterday he came home wearing a pair of black shoes. He took them off and changed clothes, then wanted to put them back on. Couldn't find them. The same thing happened with his cell phone...he had it when he came home but couldn't find it 20 minutes later. Today he couldn't find his reading glasses...which he had just last night before he went to bed. Our house isn't big enough to really lose things so apparently we have a ghost living amongst us. A ghost who likes to hide things...or maybe it is a gremlin! The phone did show up, but we have yet to find his shoes or reading glasses...what will he lose next?